Season Specialist Gifts

God's Kitchen

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Fall on a desert island

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Easter Egg Delivery

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

4 seasons globe

'First snowdrop.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

The corner that Spring's around

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?