Seasonal Mismatch Specialist Gifts

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"How?"

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'Trick or treat.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Signs of Fall

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Hotdish.