Seasonal Poet Gifts

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Glyndebourne

Easter Egg Delivery

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Christmas Socks

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Did you get some work done?"

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'