Seasonal Thinker Gifts

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

'Have you noticed how our days are getting shorter.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'It's baseball season!'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Fall on a desert island

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

Spring/Summer/Winter

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.