Seasonal Contemplator Gifts

A man on a beach watches an autumn leaf land on him.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"What's the occasion?"

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"It's his favorite time of year."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.

Spring at last!

Do snowmen go to heaven when they melt?

'I love Christmas. . . but Halloween tastes better.'

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Other things squirrels gather in the winter.

Wassail

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Animals and Daylight Savings Time...

"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"

"When Santa went electric they either diversified or got furloughed."

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"