Seasonal Spirit Seeker Gifts

"It's okay...lots of us realize we hate pumpkin martinis after the holidays."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Welcome Spring.

Unguided imagery

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Fleas Navidad.

'It's baseball season!'

Ice Skater

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

Snowman

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Santa CGI Effect

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Just one more choccy...

Farmer Christmas.

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

Marley's Ghost

Merry Kissmas

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"