Seasonal Spirit Seeker Prints

"It's okay...lots of us realize we hate pumpkin martinis after the holidays."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Welcome Spring.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Unguided imagery

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'It's baseball season!'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

Ice Skater

Snowman

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Santa CGI Effect

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Just one more choccy...

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Your husband says BOO!"

Marley's Ghost

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'