Cold Weather Contemplator Gifts

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"I hate this time of year."

Experts through the ages.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

I Love Winter!

"I surprise you every year!"

Ice Fishing.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Too busy."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"