Cold Weather Contemplator Prints

Winter Wonderland. I wonder if I'll slip? I wonder if I'll have school? I wonder if my car will start?

Snow flake

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Bless You."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

"I hate this time of year."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Experts through the ages.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Say, I just had a thought

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"I surprise you every year!"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

I Love Winter!

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"Too busy."

Ice Fishing.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"