Cozy Contemplator Gifts

'Ahhhh...It's such a beautiful morning outside...the sun is shining...the birds are singing....'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Nocturne

"Love me?"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Computer with moon screensaver

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Too busy."

Boyfriend Shirt.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Questioning

Dog in the Bed.

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I bark, therefore I am."

"Which side do you want?"

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

Meditation for dogs

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

Melting Snow Trophies