Cold Climate Contemplator Gifts

"An exchange programme with Guantanamo would be nice this time of year."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Experts through the ages.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Coronavirus Debate

Differing thoughts of male and female.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Football fan

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Apocalipsis

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'California: Here I come!'

"Too busy."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."