Cold Climate Contemplator Pillows

"An exchange programme with Guantanamo would be nice this time of year."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Experts through the ages.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Coronavirus Debate

Differing thoughts of male and female.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

Football fan

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"Too busy."

'California: Here I come!'

Apocalipsis