Seasonal Optimist Gifts

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

Springtime 2021.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

'It's baseball season!'

Fall on a desert island

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

The corner that Spring's around

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"It's his favorite time of year."

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

'You're early!...'

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.