Seasonal Optimist Gifts

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

Springtime 2021.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'It's baseball season!'

Fall on a desert island

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Glyndebourne

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

4 seasons globe

"It's his favorite time of year."

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

The corner that Spring's around

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

'You're early!...'