Outdoor Optimist Gifts

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Fishing sign.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Bike Rides

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."