Rain Optimist Gifts

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Six Thinking Hats

Raining

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"It looks brighter over there!"

Listening to Coldplay.

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Sinalization.

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man selling dirt and mud.

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

"I think they've watered down the beer."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Coronovirus dreams

Just Because it's Tuesday

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'