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"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Six Thinking Hats

Raining

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Sinalization.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Flower growing from a bomb.

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

Man selling dirt and mud.

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Just Because it's Tuesday

"I think they've watered down the beer."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Coronovirus dreams

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'