Weather Optimist T-Shirts

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

"I'm hoping that 'climate change with extreme weather events' means that places with a pleasant climate will wind up with having even more extremely pleasant weather."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Six Thinking Hats

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"It looks brighter over there!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Flower growing from a bomb.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Doom & Gloom

Tom's last day.

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Coronovirus dreams

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Do-over

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Just Because it's Tuesday

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"