Climate Optimist T-Shirts

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

That shows business confidence.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

"We'll always have Paris..."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

The New Normal

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"It all looks fine to me."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Deforestation.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

Sea Change.