Outdoor Optimist T-Shirts

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Sport Utility Boot.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Bike Rides

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"