Climate Optimist Gifts

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

That shows business confidence.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

"We'll always have Paris..."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

The New Normal

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Deforestation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Sea Change.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'