Climate Realist Gifts

"The fear of sea level rise has been good for our business."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

The New Normal

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Deforestation.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Sea Change.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'These are preliminary results, but there seems to be a correlation between global warming and baby boomer women's hot flashes.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

A Random Survey: How do you deal with the U.N. report on climate change that forecasts a planetary living hell by as early as 2040?

Arctic 2050.

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

G20 - what now?