Weather Optimist Gifts

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

"I can see clear skies ahead...nearly there...not far now..."

"I'm hoping that 'climate change with extreme weather events' means that places with a pleasant climate will wind up with having even more extremely pleasant weather."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Six Thinking Hats

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"It looks brighter over there!"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Flower growing from a bomb.

Doom & Gloom

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Tom's last day.

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Coronovirus dreams

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Just Because it's Tuesday

Do-over

Half Empty/Half Full/I'm Still On Vacation!!!