Optimistic Weather Warrior Gifts

Isn't life ironic

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Shoes Make The Man

A guide to seasons in the North East

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"It looks brighter over there!"

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Watering the garden in the rain.

Trawling for Fish.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.