Optimistic Weather Warrior Pillows

Isn't life ironic

Giraffe Umbrella

Captain in a storm

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

A guide to seasons in the North East

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"It looks brighter over there!"

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Watering the garden in the rain.

Trawling for Fish.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'