Extreme Weather Warrior Pillows

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Captain in a storm

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Shoes Make The Man

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Trawling for Fish.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'I'll take ten, please.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'