Extreme Weather Buff Pillows

"Looks like we still have a few concerns..."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A sure sign of rain

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Hurricane damage to trees

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Welcome to Scotland...