Weather Warriors Pillows

'The yet unnamed storm, already a strong chapter eleven, is expected to make landfall the same time the first frost arrives.'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

"Well, the forecast shows a heat wave in our first week, heavy rains in the second, some hail the following week, and a snowstorm at our final destination."

'Was it windy last night...?'

"I can't believe they cancelled the kids school for this."

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"It's very hot today, Miss Frimley. Please fill my paddling pool with money."

"It was so windy on the motorway this morning, I was doing seventy in neutral."

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

'Storm'

'I'll be glad when it breaks if only to see him with some clothes on!'

Mother Nature

'I knew my old rubber dingy would come in handy one day.'

'Buy a spare pair of wellies...'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Crying Umbrella

"I told you not to go out in that wind."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

"Nobody likes all this rain and these floods."

"I can't take winter anymore!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Coming in like a lion. . .

"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?. . ."

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

Thanksgiving Storms

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Weather bar

"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."

What we talk about when we talk about the weather

"On second though, let's head downtown."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"At least we have great fumes to run on!"