Climate Cynic Gifts

Another climate conference...

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"So what is the true need for this project?" "To make me look good."

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

'My goal is to be a failure and accept a colossal golden parachute.'

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

The Fed: Problems and the solution.

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."

Who is stupid enough to buy this crap?

"Would you say your politics are middle of the road?"

'Dad, is it true what they say about lemmings following each other off a cliff?' 'If they work at a company like mine, it is.'

"So much for global warming!"

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

'I don't revere this guy because he founded the company. He's the one who tried to talk me out of getting into this business in the first place.'

"Oh you know, insider trading and fudging the number before lunch and then some fraud in the afternoon. How was your day?"

'Good job on screwing up the economy. Now make global warming worse.'

"Call me a cockeyed optimist, but I think we can fool all the people all the time!"

"Son, remember - its possible most politicians lie - it's the American way."

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

Politician's mask