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Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Sea temperatures rising at an alarming rate.

That shows business confidence.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Six Thinking Hats

"I love your optimism."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Flower growing from a bomb.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."