Space Optimist T-Shirts

Extreme Coworking Space

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Boptimism

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Six Thinking Hats

A man looks up at the earth

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Learner Driver

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

First Contact

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'Where did you leave the ship?'

L.A. Transfer

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

Flower growing from a bomb.

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'