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Boy on beach listening to shell, says to father: "Sorry Dad, but that is one lame ringtone."

The Jeopardy of Progress

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"I love your optimism."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Cupid

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"It all looks fine to me."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Sisyphus Sawyer

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"