Ocean Optimists Gifts

Boy on beach listening to shell, says to father: "Sorry Dad, but that is one lame ringtone."

The Jeopardy of Progress

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"I love your optimism."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Cupid

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Sisyphus Sawyer

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"