Oceanic Optimist Gifts

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Boptimism

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Six Thinking Hats

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Always expect the best

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Flower growing from a bomb.

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Happiness