Rain Enthusiast Gifts

"Thanks, anyways. But I think I'm just gonna poop somewhere in the house tonight."

Man selling dirt and mud.

'A salesman is selling umbrellas in a rainforest.'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Umbrella Ego

"In retrospect, the idea of a rain dance marathon wasn't such a good idea."

What if rain fell sideways...

"Local Showers"

"Have you notice how warm the rain is here?"

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Yes it definitely feels like summer!"

"What a beautiful day."

Raining

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

British Summertime Begins.

'Moaning about the British weather doesn't make you a climate protester.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Every time it rains it rains, Pennies from Heaven...

'I thought the forecast was for scattered showers.'

Man with large umbrella uses binoculars to see direction

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Lovely, here comes some windfall profits.

Man dowsing for water finds rain.

"The weather forecast predicts local heavy rain..."

Fish in the Rain

"Due to a surprise change in conditions, tomorrow's weather has been cancelled."

'So much for 'soft refreshing rain'!'

Want

"He's reading the quarterly report in the rain so no one can tell that his face is streaked with tears."

"I think they've watered down the beer."

Rain

'Boy, glad i'm not out there amongst all that driving rain!'

"Is it ever going to stop raining."

'At last, an end to that spell of glorious, dry, sunny weather!'

Refuge from the Rain