Rain Or Shine Enthusiast Gifts

'Ew, kid, we really can't take your 'bottom dollar'.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Painting clouds

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Well, we needed the rain."

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Sport Utility Boot.