Seasonal Mismatch Specialist Pillows

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"How?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Contradictory Phil

'Trick or treat.'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Signs of Fall

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

Now we wait for the snow.

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Hotdish.

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '