Seasonal Skeptic Pillows

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"

How to Avoid Spring Fever

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

"When Santa went electric they either diversified or got furloughed."

"I don't believe in you!"

Fall on a desert island

'I hate all holidays!'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

Contradictory Phil

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Night of the Living Reindeer

4 seasons globe

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

The corner that Spring's around

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

'You're early!...'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

Fall in Canada