Seasonal Skeptic Pillows

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"

How to Avoid Spring Fever

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

"When Santa went electric they either diversified or got furloughed."

"I don't believe in you!"

'I hate all holidays!'

Fall on a desert island

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

The corner that Spring's around

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

Autumn: A Time for Reflection

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

'You're early!...'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"Where did summer go?"

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'