Seasonal Strategist Pillows

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Maybe we should bake something else besides Fruitcake.'

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

"It's springtime in our new product department."

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

'I know what you mean...at this time of year you don't know whether to dress for warm weather or for cold.'

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Fall on a desert island

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

People of the Fall

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Contradictory Phil

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

Christmas escape plan

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"