Seasonal Spoofer Gifts

Holiday Overkill.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bed Seasons

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Getting ready for spring

'First snowdrop.'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

New for Fall

'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'Talk about climate change - I've just heard the first kookaburra of spring!'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

I set the alarm for March, but I've been staring at the ceiling since mid-February.

I think you may have overdone the pumpkin spice thing this fall.

Flower: 'Frost warning tonight' Second Flower: 'I guess this is goodbye'.

"Live Fast. . . Die Young."

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

New! Apple Mocha Latte.