Seasonal Sower Gifts

Top Dressing

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Planting by the Moon.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Easter Egg Delivery

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Holiday Overkill.

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Christmas Group Therapy.

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

Autumn equinox - plant bulbs for spring equinox

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

'I know botanists are important dear, but I wish I could tell people you had a proper job!'

"I was going to mow the lawn, but I pulled three muscles trying to start the mower. It's been a long winter."

"Mr De Winter, please! How am I supposed to portrait you if you keep doing this?"

Leaf falling in the desert

Garden Supplies Special sale

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

Winter depression.

'This is where my dad goes to seed.'

Writer's Plough

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

"I've replanted the hanging basket with flowers that'll survive the coming winter. . .They're plastic."

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

'Now that it's March, it's safe to put the snow shovels away, right?'

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

Pollen Allergies

'You have what is known as 'gifting exhaustion'.'