Seasonal Planting Gifts

"I've replanted the hanging basket with flowers that'll survive the coming winter. . .They're plastic."

Autumn equinox - plant bulbs for spring equinox

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Doing the borders.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Planting by the Moon.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Whose the new guy?"

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'First weeds of spring.'

Planting veggies

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Easter Egg Delivery

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Poinsettia

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Bird nesting in the garden.

Gardener

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Grow damn you!

"What are you growing?"

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Keen gardener.