Seasonal Planting Prints

"I've replanted the hanging basket with flowers that'll survive the coming winter. . .They're plastic."

Autumn equinox - plant bulbs for spring equinox

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Doing the borders.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Whose the new guy?"

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Planting by the Moon.

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'First weeds of spring.'

Planting veggies

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Bird nesting in the garden.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Gardener

Poinsettia

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"What are you growing?"

Grow damn you!

Keen gardener.