Seasonal Solacer Gifts

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Welcome Spring.

Happy Easter

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Easter Egg Delivery

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"What's the occasion?"

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Holiday Overkill.

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

"It's his favorite time of year."

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

Groundhog Day.

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

Seemed like winter would never end.

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.

'This is my favorite time of year!'

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"Don't you dare!"

"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

Winter depression.

Animals and Daylight Savings Time...

Wassail