Seasonal Solacer Gifts

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Welcome Spring.

Happy Easter

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Glyndebourne

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Easter Egg Delivery

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"What's the occasion?"

Holiday Overkill.

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"During the off-season, I thought I'd moonlight as the easter bunny."

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Groundhog Day.

"It's his favorite time of year."

Seemed like winter would never end.

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.

'This is my favorite time of year!'

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Animals and Daylight Savings Time...

"Don't you dare!"

Winter depression.

Wassail

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"