Season Shedder Gifts

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Easter Egg Delivery

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Christmas Group Therapy.

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

"Just when I accept me for who I am, this happens!"

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

The fall.

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Leaf falling in the desert

The Fall Collection

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

"I'd like to get back to the city before the leaves turn against us."

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."