
"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."
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"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."
'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'
"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"
Drunk Barber
'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'
"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'
Scratch that later, Larry!
'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'
"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."
'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'
Sheds
Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man
"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."
Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.
Sledder breaks through snow globe.
'Not a shed, just a shop.'
Noel Fever
Axes 'R' Us Store
"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"
Dog House and Man Den.
'You created a new skin disease from scratch.'
"How about a snake or a dragon or an eagle this time? Are you sure you want another Mom tattoo, Oedipus?"
'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'
A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.
'Abandon Sheep.'
Sledding
"You want art, words, or a QR code?"
'So! THis is what you do all day.'
'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'
'Caruthers ever since we lost all our food your voice sounds husky.'
Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.
Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!
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