Shredding Enthusiast Gifts

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Eric Clapton.

The Affordable Shredder

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

Shredder.

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Dog House and Man Den.

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

'Abandon Sheep.'

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

Surf Guitar

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

Shoveling Snow

Just the usual, thanks.

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

"It's a hard life!"

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."