Shredding Enthusiast Gifts

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Dog House and Man Den.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

'Abandon Sheep.'

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

Shoveling Snow

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

Surf Guitar

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

Just the usual, thanks.

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"It's a hard life!"

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

'Cat Heaven.'