Paper Shredding Artist Gifts

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Inout baskets.

The Origami Society...

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

The Affordable Shredder

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Whack, Out of Whack.

In/Out Tray.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

'Once again, I fold.'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

Formula One car origami

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

Printers