Paper Shredding Gifts

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

He kept up his guitar practise...

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

'Once again, I fold.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

Pelican and Origami

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

Houdini's infancy.

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Origami Mail

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

"Any other strengths?"

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'