Paper Shredding Mugs

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

He kept up his guitar practise...

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

The Affordable Shredder

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

'Once again, I fold.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Pelican and Origami

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

Shredder.

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

Houdini's infancy.

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

Origami Mail

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"

Eddie Van Halen.

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

"Any other strengths?"

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'