Shredding Mugs

'I really miss ripping things to shreds.'

'Cat Heaven.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

New music conference

The Affordable Shredder

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Shred the plank."

Johnny Winter.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

'Sheep striptease'.

Houdini's infancy.

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Musical Mestizo.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

Rock on!

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'